At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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