that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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