And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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