what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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