it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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