I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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