do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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