take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
