we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
