why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it