you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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