In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
