Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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