the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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