I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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