Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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