Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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