didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
