her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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