I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
