Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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