im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I love you.
Bad choice
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
