so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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