some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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