My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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