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(203): View more from Connecticut

my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me

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(845): View more from New York

My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet

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(540): View more from Virginia

Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.

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(561): View more from Florida

I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love

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(908): View more from New Jersey

At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.

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(251): View more from Alabama

He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.

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Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.

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(813): View more from Florida

I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex

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