I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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