Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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