one word: firstdatebathroomanal
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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