OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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