If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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