Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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