i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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