Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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