Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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