Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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