she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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