Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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