well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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