ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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