New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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