If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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