i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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