I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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