with your own penis?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
