so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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