Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
send nudes
from the living room?
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