He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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