He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I am naked and annoyed.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
