That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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