Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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