So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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