I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
And then he peed in my hair
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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