I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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