I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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