he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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