People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
